What Kills Me

Original post date: Friday, October 5, 2007

What kills me is that every time I'm on the Kings' website I have to see the bar on top of the page with Frolov's picture on it........ you know, the banner that doesn't change when you click for a different page.

Why does that kill me you ask? WELL, let me just tell you that the Fro is about 100 times hotter in person while not in sweaty hockey gear.

How can I be stating this for a fact you ask? WELL, I am able to say this with 100% confidence because I witnessed said hotness while at the Frozen Fury X in Vegas this year. I had just finished lunch with my brother and friend at the Venetian and as we were making our way out of the casino, I ended up walking right past Fro. Now, what is awesome about the whole situation was that he noticed me first with my Kings jersey on. He flashed this killer smile and that was the end of me. I couldn't move or speak. I was literally stopped dead in my tracks by his hotness. He walked right by me smiling and looking at me, and when he realized that I wasn't gonna stop him for a picture or autograph, he continued on. I literally started laughing because I was unable to take my foot out of my mouth and say, “HEY! Can I get a picture??” But then...I wanted to cry because I just missed my GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to lay my hands on the Fro. Well, at least put my arm around him for a picture. =) And yes, I KNOW he's married.

But seriously, I must have been the widest-eyed Asian he's ever seen.